DIRECTOR Dan Berk; Robert Olsen WRITER Dan Berk; Robert Olsen STARS Helen Rogers; Alexandra Turshen; Lauren Molina DVD 31 August

Body

When does a feature become a short, and vice versa? It’s a question to be levelled at the stark 68 minutes (excluding credits) on offer here from writer-director duo Dan Berk and Robert Olsen. Even at this length it’s hard work to get through, but there’s something of value if only a good script and film editor had tightened it up and cut long scenes of pointless dialogue. As a short it could work; at this length it’s a disaster.

What does work is the always reliable and creepy Larry Fessenden as Arthur, an undiscovered stranger living in a house that’s been occupied by three college girls who have returned home for the holidays. The leader of the group, Cali (Alexandra Turshen), has suggested they use the house while her uncle is away, but unbeknown to the others it’s simply a place where she used to babysit. When her friends discover they are trespassing they insist on leaving, but not before Arthur makes his appearance, and ends up getting pushed down a flight of stairs by the panicking teens. Allegedly dead, the three go about concocting a cover story involving potential rape and self-defence before they call the police.

So far, so very CSI, which Body depressingly starts to imitate, especially when they start planting DNA evidence and tinkering with the crime scene. Naturally there’s much argument and fracturing of the group as their lie increases, and the (obvious) revelation that comes way too late is lazy and cheap, giving the impression that Berk and Olsen really had no idea how to conclude proceedings. This is really a TV episode, although sadly one you’ll have seen many times before.

Posted by Rich Wilson

Falling in love with cinema after seeing Ridley Scott’s Alien at the age of nine years old, Rich has been obsessed with horror, westerns, martial arts and Japanese monster movies for the last 30 years. He has written for Q, Hotdog, Classic Rock, GoreZone and various websites, and is currently seeking a publishing house for his first novel.