There are many zombie survival guides out there. But do any of them teach you how to speak zombie? Mm?

Well, that gap in the market has now been filled, with this hardback slice of fun. But this is not just any guide. No. This comes with buttons. Buttons that make living dead noises, to help you learn.

How to Speak Zombie rather helpfully presents nine everyday scenarios, such as the shopping trip, traffic jam or ordering of drinks in a coffee shop, in a world overrun with the creatures. Said scenarios are now highly dangerous, and for your own safety, you really ought to learn some choice phrases, so as not to blow your cover. Best get some study in, as you never can tell when the epidemic will strike…

How to Speak Zombie: A Guide for the Living is available now

Posted by Naila Scargill

Naila is the founder and editor of Exquisite Terror. Holding a broad editorial background, she has worked with an eclectic variety of content, 
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